You: I'm looking for a quality made handbag that is unique, not too big, will last a long time, supports small business, and the company gives back.
Me: Have I got the handbag for you! (said in a suave-like manner, which is funny because I'm anything but suave).
You: Tell me more!
Me: Okay! Here goes. This one of a kind clutch only gets better with age! Just like you! It is made from vintage fire hose which goes through a vigorous cleaning process before it's ready to sew. There is still a lot of character left on the hose (fading, slight stains, etc.). Big enough to hold small essentials. Small enough to not weigh you down.